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Drinking a shot of milk before the party so that I have the glow of dairy about me

*trying to write a LinkedIn post* Problems of computer? why not hire

Wow, this guy really wants his MTV! Ooof it's not the radio edit

Charlie keeps cool on this hot day

A hot cat lounges on a blanket

Interrupting myself and starting a new sentence as soon as my listener gets bored of the idea like a character in a visual novel

These cacti will be taller than me soon

Two cacti thriving in the sun

Dropping all current projects to focus on something called ComputerBike

Thinking of building a dedicated Boston Legal machine. For the bedroom

Trying to economize in... ๐Ÿ”’ Unlock

Still confused by that Sheryl Crow song where she can't afford to attend communist meetings

*at the AGM* I came here to look at financial statements and vote. And we're all done looking at the financial statements

Sorting through astonishingly cute cat photos and thinking, no, none of these are quite good enough for the group chat

COOL PERSON TIP: don't... ๐Ÿ”’ Unlock

All the funny references to Biden in 2010-era sitcoms are so chilling now

Re-watched the Prince episode of New Girl and got emotional

State of the Mirth Turtle 2024 powerpoint this Friday, 2pm ADT! Come watch me evaluate my failures and preview next year's projects.


State of the Mirth Turtle 2024

BUSINESS TIP: can't... ๐Ÿ”’ Unlock

Not famous at all but I'm sure a bunch of therapists have heard about me at great length

You can always pick out the Go player in the crowd... they're the one talking about hanes

Trying to have... ๐Ÿ”’ Unlock

Genocides Joe and Justin high-fiving because a Netanyahu Alert just popped up on the Lies Computer

Charlie's doing numbers over on Reddit


Charlie got spooked by the fridge and puffed up

A total solar eclipse as seen from New Brunswick

Careful, eclipse-watchers! The totality is a prime opportunity for pickpockets

I could have never guessed as a kid that my peanut butter and honey habit would be so expensive