Said “Kill me” too many times near my phone for having an awkward social interaction and now I'm getting ads for MAID

I sort of liked the postal strike... didn't have to check the mailbox

Coffee™: the essence of morning

They call me the human finance department because I'm really quiet and sometimes I screw up the accounting

The worst social media posts are GIFs of Trump dancing. You won't find any here

I will succeed at ANY cost *the bill comes due* I uh cannot afford this cost

Consumer... must... have.... short form video....

Slept for over 12 hours last night, because #winter

Had a straight-up bacon sandwich for dinner, because #winter

I'm a frustrating person to live with, but turns out (thanks youtube), it's because I'm rarest male type

Christians love the place “Joshua Tree” because they all know a guy called Joshua

I will watch any tuna slicing video that is offered to me on the internet

Developing a new Go experience and I can hardly wait to show you. But I also must do year-end accounting

The server crash was a great opportunity to do upgrades! Things feel a bit faster now

Shortly after posting this, the server suffered a catastrophic failure! We're back 😓 or are we #confidence

The path to success is clear, as long as I have zero setbacks and unfaltering confidence

Writing code that I thought of with my own brain like an absolute luddite

Some friends agreed last night that I have getaway driver energy

Coming in 2025: a virtual corporate headquarters

Turned my 2-in-1 salt and pepper shaker into a nutmeg/cinnamon shaker for holiday drinks but had to throw it away when the mechanism got gunked up with oily nutmeg

Feeding my dream journal to an LLM and having it berate me about my stupid dreams

Had to listen to some Nightcore to get myself to pay a tax instalment

Ending my pitch to investors by screaming, “and I will NOT STOP”