*trying to do better posts after a tester complained they couldn't undo one of their stars* Are you telling me a guy named Larry made this crown
There is now a Go airline
https://www.mirthturtle.com/airline
AI isn't gonna take my job... I'm perfectly capable of torpedoing my career myself, and also technically I'm unemployed already
Fishing reality shows are great if you want to see two tons of fish die and some asshole who's emotionally abusive to his employees being like βThat's what i'm TALKIN about BABYβ
Attempting to change my personality by watching Suits at max volume and yelling βYou should have come to me first!β along with the named partners
Taking βvacationβ this week by only playing the most boring computer games and not thinking about terrifying AI
Pulping up and re-constituting all my unsuccessful Mastodon accounts into Mirth Turtle Social like a questionable luncheon loaf
Sorry about all this. I was never in indie bands when I was younger so I didn't get a lot of bullshit out of my system
I'd appreciate if no one shares any posts because I really don't have the mental energy to go viral right now
Up early to launch Mirth Turtle Social! Oh wait it's almost noon
Uh oh, I've spent too much time working on this frivolous website and zero time on TAX PREPARATION
Business idea: build a... π Unlock
We don't talk enough about the unprecedented international scale of Daphne and Celeste's bullying
Piano teachers should sit INSIDE the piano
I was enjoying a break from posting but I have just been INFORMED that secret backroom SHIT is going on at the highest levels of POWER
*person who just spent USD$34,700 on a new SUV* Awww yes, can't wait to take some right turns a little too fast! Out of my wayyy haha... yeah if I brake for even a second, I'm burning GAS which TRUDEAU etc
*at the SUV store* I need something that weighs more than all my other possessions combined... preferably with a little TV inside to ruin my children? Also can I get a pedestrian-killer on the front. Sure, $34,700 seems reasonable
Chopping up potato and accidentally dropping a piece on the floor, call that pomme de terre
Are you depressed? or did your screen brightness just turn itself down five hours ago and you didn't notice
Something I miss about working in downtown Halifax is all the vacant offices... I could take calls or fall asleep in sunbeams
Hearing an Ed Sheeran song and getting confused because my social life has been obliterated by the pandemic and I forgot you can just ask people in bars if they want to have sex
FUcking screaming βI AM β at the owl city concert when he's like, βI am won-der-ing if you are down, to get down, as wellβ
The only βwoke mind virusβ Iiii've got is whatever compels me to play Go to the detriment of other aspects of my life
I'm glad we don't have to say privacy policies out loud in order to agree to them. βSPEAK THE WORDSβ Ooooookay let me just find a quiet room and a full hour
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