I too have a tech company I'd like to sell to a big firm for $6.5 billion

Opening my Wikipedia app in front of someone and the article for Ham pops up

AI was only good for about one week before that endless Seinfeld stream capitulated to legal pressures

If I'd been alive 100 years ago I probably would have written some screwball comedies

99% done this project but I may be too tired to complete the final percent of tasks

ME: you should learn Go FRIEND: ok I will learn Go! ME: ahhh don't ruin your life like I did

After a few Curb your Enthusiasm episodes I start to cause more trouble in restaurants

So that English Lit degree was a complete waste of time... now you can just ask books what they're talking about

THE AGENT TRACKING MY MOVEMENTS: ah, he's spending time at a “third space”, not the home or workplace, but a recreational or social hub where community can flourish

I think over the next ten years we'll transition from a “How I Met Your Mother”-type society into a “The Road”-type society

Wish I could fund-raise from friends and family but none of them want to finance my infuriating dirtbag lifestyle

SOON

I'm mad at this Mediterranean place because they scammed me a couple of times but their grape leaves are so good I may still have to go back

Gonna be launching this new project into some economic uh headwinds

On average I probably get about 0.1 hugs per day

Some day I would like to play Go against Paul Giamatti

Uh oh, I've been exposed to too many spectacular people via Twitch and now my personal standards of talent have exceeded my abilities

Watching the US push away all its friends as it gets ever deeper into cryptocurrency is only funny because I did the EXACT same thing once

Thinking of applying for some dental hygienist positions

If you use “Here's why:” in an internet post, your computer should automatically self-destruct

Talked to several people who smashed up ice this winter and really needed it