Charlie got a little backpack

Damn, I watched too many Parks and Rec bloopers and now I feel like I'm friends with Chris Pratt

Delivered the State of the Mirth Turtle 2025 Powerpoint just hours before the year officially ended

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2663653513

*drawing upon my deep well of business experience* Staples is open from 12-5 on Sundays

So embarrassing to have a guest over and the lava lamp wax isn't fully melted yet

In terms of life destructiveness as a hobby: with heroin at 100, Warhammer 40K at 50 and gardening at zero... Go is about 15-20

Bought some new menswear but it got covered with Charlie fur immediately

Stress-cleaned the cutlery drawer

Stress-cleaned the microwave

Doing cinnamon therapy

Sim City 2000 gave me unrealistic expectations about how many Arcologies we'd have by now

Time is running out as I desperately research Top 40 Under 40 lists I might qualify for

To reward myself for doing a thing I was gonna get fast food but it's actually a reward NOT to eat fast food

Stuffed my phone into an armchair in anticipation of the emergency alert test

Saw a pencil on the ground near the neighbourhood school... a little on-the-nose if you ask me

Caught my girlfriend watching Strugglebus Go

Doing a joke for the Staples printing people where I order increasingly unhinged business card designs

Dealing with the falling temperatures and shorter days by making something called Megastew

Dropped off Twitch the last few weeks but back in August/September I was one of the top 5 Go streamers in the world! By some metrics anyway

Catatonically watching a precious metals chart while I yell “MAKE BUTTON BLUE” at my agentic coding IDE

Thinking of downloading Euro Truck Simulator 2 again but it's 32GB and I don't want to see Bratislava THAT much

The show Scrubs is just about how emotional abuse by superiors is funny #2000sTVThoughts

Still disappointed they didn't all die at the end of Entourage