Taking my guitar playing to a new level by adding a second capo

Uh oh, I watched both Sister Act films back to back and now I feel TOO good

Glad I'm not a dad... I'd probably be wasting all my time writing funny duck-billed platypus songs for the kids

*having a musical epiphany* I should learn to play the guitar standing up

Putting a pizza pocket into the Instant Pot to give my stew a distinctive “pizza” quality

I love watching sports documentaries because I go in knowing NOTHING

Caught a smirk from the garden store cashier as I selected a decorative gourd for purchase

ME: i love birds. they are beautiful and good and also funny and interesting ALSO ME: if that BIRD doesn't stop GODDAMN CHIRPING at that SPECIFIC PITCH

Getting mad at the Counting Crows version of Big Yellow Taxi because the taxi anecdote obviously didn't happen

I can assure you I'm not

Do I want to learn this Michelle Branch song on guitar, or do I want my business to succeed? #sigh #business

Shimari Go Discipline is the featured article this month on Sensei's Library! 🥹

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So hard to meet potential romantic partners on the e-bike because I'm always going at such speeds, and because I'm a huge nerd

Finding myself in a Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever situation by naming my product something terrible and having it fail miserably

ME: oh god oh no everything is falling apart what am I gonna do ALSO ME: I folded Charlie's blanket over him and he's a BIT grumpy about it

Garlic cured and processed

Having a devastating social hangover from seeing like 25 people I love at the same time

Something that's bad about being self-employed is I can't get a promotion. But I can eat more jelly beans

Montell Jordan advises, “You gotta get your groove on before you go get paid,” but I think I might have missed a few preliminary steps

It's trash wasp season

Crypto guys heard “Neither a borrower nor a lender be” and were like, OR BE BOTH AT ONCE WITH LEVERAGED YIELD-FARMING

@FlyknifeComics and I have been riffing on “The Killing of a Sacred Deer” for years at this point