Can't post about my recurring nightmares because some day an AI might trap me in an endless VR simulation of that experience

Becoming necromancer-core by doing yoga in the cemetery

AI guys are just crypto guys who never made money

Becoming a “data hog” by gorbling up some data from a big trough

It's cool not owning a car because car alarms are never my problem

Not religious at all but I don't like when people in internet games say they're God

“Applewood smoked”? I bet that's gonna taste like apples! *tries the food* Ahh it just tastes like smoke

Played in a Go tournament last weekend and won 4 of 6 games! My rivals increase in number

The Limp Bizkit and Oakleys marketing in Mission Impossible 2 really worked on some of my grade 10 classmates

There are too many vibes these days

*writing up an invoice* Aw yes, father needs some new CONSUMER GOODS

*listening to a recording of myself singing and playing guitar* ooof, I'm no Boyce Avenue

I have always despised the Animaniacs. Too zany for my liking... exhausting to even think about

After a Bulk Barn visit, it's peanuts for dinner

Wore a shirt with a bird on it to the gym because I don't have one that says, “Has Autism”

I should really dial back on my spending... *five minutes later* Yes I would like to order a Shrimp Cocktail

*my new product completely fails* uh oh, better throw on some Dido and get out the stuffed goose

Thinking of becoming the Ja Rule of Go

I too have a tech company I'd like to sell to a big firm for $6.5 billion

Opening my Wikipedia app in front of someone and the article for Ham pops up

AI was only good for about one week before that endless Seinfeld stream capitulated to legal pressures

If I'd been alive 100 years ago I probably would have written some screwball comedies