Mirth Turtle Social

Bringing back #SickGoTakedowns to see if the world is finally ready #ThatWasASickGoTakedown

Bars don't know this but I would host trivia night for free

All the coding focus music on Youtube makes me feel like I'm doing crime when I'm just modifying CSS

With all that's going on in the world, I don't see how people can still be getting excited about Wolverine. The man is fictional

Putting macros in my spreadsheets so they feel a bit Dangerous to open

Occasionally I remember that Mirth Turtle is going to succeed and I get a rush of capitalist excitement

Trying to get my friends to start corporations so I don't have to do year-end accounting alone

Writing a song about compliance to demonstrate to future employers that I understand the topic in depth

I can't clean up or organize too much in one session or the cat will become agitated

Becoming strong from shovelling alone

I get all my news from r/ThereWasAnAttempt

Had my FREEDOM encroached upon when the superstore clerk asked if the beef heart was for my dog

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Zero to One?? more like Eleven to Fourteen #Thiel #Epstein

*revisiting some old children's stories* I don't think they actually needed the mouse's help to pull the turnip out

The Roman Polanski cameo in Rush Hour 3 makes way more sense now #Ratner #Epstein

*having to make a really hard decision* oh I need to play some Go about THIS

Stress-overhauled a website

Charlie got a little backpack

Damn, I watched too many Parks and Rec bloopers and now I feel like I'm friends with Chris Pratt

Delivered the State of the Mirth Turtle 2025 Powerpoint just hours before the year officially ended

*drawing upon my deep well of business experience* Staples is open from 12-5 on Sundays

So embarrassing to have a guest over and the lava lamp wax isn't fully melted yet

In terms of life destructiveness as a hobby: with heroin at 100, Warhammer 40K at 50 and gardening at zero... Go is about 15-20

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