Coming in 2025: a virtual corporate headquarters

Turned my 2-in-1 salt and pepper shaker into a nutmeg/cinnamon shaker for holiday drinks but had to throw it away when the mechanism got gunked up with oily nutmeg

Feeding my dream journal to an LLM and having it berate me about my stupid dreams

Had to listen to some Nightcore to get myself to pay a tax instalment

Ending my pitch to investors by screaming, “and I will NOT STOP”

This bird flu situation better not affect my milk-swilling

Listening to too much Usher and telling Charlie that HE has it bad

If I'm playing Go at a 5-kyu level it means my life has collapsed

Not only does a watched pot boil, it's more satisfying when it does because of the anticipation

Thinking of igniting my consulting career by chaos-posting on LinkedIn

When everyone gets tired of using AI to create interactive audiovisual dreamscapes, they'll discover Go

I have wildly overestimated the market demand for products that are Comedytronic

Was briefly excited to play Half-life 2's 20th Anniversary update but then I remembered that Go is still a better game

Didn't get any hugs at the business mixer

ME, IN SUMMER: haha! producing lots of funnny stuff! ahaha I made up a new DANCE with the cat ME, IN WINTER: doin', y'know. doin' okay I guess. you know how it's... how it's so cold and dark these days

Becoming a full-on hat guy after buying one hat

3 years with the e-bike and it's still doing a great job

Photographing a wallet overflowing with crisp autumn leaves to promote a new event called NovemBUSINESS

Finally executed on this Lucid Dreaming Computer idea #opensource

https://github.com/mirthturtle/zzz

Thinking of switching my artistic medium to Unreal Engine

Uh oh, I've played like ten thousand games of Go and I'm still no better at business

*running an irresponsible finance seminar* Sometimes when you bet the farm... you get a SECOND FARM