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Re-watched the Prince episode of New Girl and got emotional

State of the Mirth Turtle 2024 powerpoint this Friday, 2pm ADT! Come watch me evaluate my failures and preview next year's projects.


State of the Mirth Turtle 2024

BUSINESS TIP: can't... πŸ”’ Unlock

Not famous at all but I'm sure a bunch of therapists have heard about me at great length

You can always pick out the Go player in the crowd... they're the one talking about hanes

Trying to have... πŸ”’ Unlock

Genocides Joe and Justin high-fiving because a Netanyahu Alert just popped up on the Lies Computer

Charlie's doing numbers over on Reddit


Charlie got spooked by the fridge and puffed up

A total solar eclipse as seen from New Brunswick

Careful, eclipse-watchers! The totality is a prime opportunity for pickpockets

I could have never guessed as a kid that my peanut butter and honey habit would be so expensive

Sometimes when opportunity knocks I don't answer the door because they should have texted first

Can't let my hair get to a certain length or else I end up with Cillian Murphy in Red Eye energy

CEO OF PLASTIC CONTAINER COMPANY: our products must be as painful to open as possible EMPLOYEE: are you sure– CEO: yes. this should be true of EVERY plastic container

These days, AI could probably make Diamond Find in a few hours, but back in 2011 I had to do it all myself


Diamond Find

Life hack: craving... πŸ”’ Unlock

Eating the most disgusting oatmeal slop for breakfast every day so that when I finally let myself make waffles again I'll have a religious experience

Innoculating myself against future heartbreak by getting emotionally attached to my rotating 2FA token

In the art world it's considered scuzzy to use AI because it takes work away from artists and is built on mass plagiarism, but in programming everyone is soulless so those aren't really concerns

My favourite thing about UFOs/UAPs is they just faff around to confuse everyone and then disappear

When C&C Music Factory said, β€œI paid the price to control the dice, I'm more precise, to the point I'm nice” it fundamentally shaped my philosophy on responsible use of power, and also dancing

A new edition of GHOSTCRIME has been released! Same classic story, with more bonus material and minor corrections.


Ghostcrime – Nothing's illegal when you're dead.

Going crazy and rambling to my former bosses about force multipliers

Trying this thing where I stream every day this week but I can already see why people don't do this

Tax regulations are always like, β€œyour return is due in three months... but any balance owing is due Yesterday”