The ladies of TLC would definitely say I was a Scrub for not having a car or passport. Other ladies too probably

I would thrive in a low-security prison environment

Charlie just turned 11! This is the year he goes digital

Apologies in advance for asking you for money in the most convoluted way possible

I'm so glad the ⚫ and ⚪ emoji exist. For Go software development reasons

Haven't bought new technology in like 5 years and now I get mystified by features on my cousin's iPad

I was really hoping to finish this latest project before North America collapses but it's gonna be close

Adding more Go functionality to the new corporate lobby

Said “Kill me” too many times near my phone for having an awkward social interaction and now I'm getting ads for MAID

I sort of liked the postal strike... didn't have to check the mailbox

They call me the human finance department because I'm really quiet and sometimes I screw up the accounting

I will succeed at ANY cost *the bill comes due* I uh cannot afford this cost

Consumer... must... have.... short form video....

Slept for over 12 hours last night, because #winter

Had a straight-up bacon sandwich for dinner, because #winter

I'm a frustrating person to live with, but turns out (thanks youtube), it's because I'm rarest male type

Christians love the place “Joshua Tree” because they all know a guy called Joshua

I will watch any tuna slicing video that is offered to me on the internet

Developing a new Go experience and I can hardly wait to show you. But I also must do year-end accounting

The server crash was a great opportunity to do upgrades! Things feel a bit faster now

Shortly after posting this, the server suffered a catastrophic failure! We're back 😓 or are we #confidence

The path to success is clear, as long as I have zero setbacks and unfaltering confidence

Some friends agreed last night that I have getaway driver energy

Coming in 2025: a virtual corporate headquarters