The ladies of TLC would definitely say I was a Scrub for not having a car or passport. Other ladies too probably
I would thrive in a low-security prison environment
Apologies in advance for asking you for money in the most convoluted way possible
Thinking of becoming... π Unlock
I'm so glad the β« and βͺ emoji exist. For Go software development reasons
Haven't bought new technology in like 5 years and now I get mystified by features on my cousin's iPad
I was really hoping to finish this latest project before North America collapses but it's gonna be close
Adding more Go functionality to the new corporate lobby
Said βKill meβ too many times near my phone for having an awkward social interaction and now I'm getting ads for MAID
I sort of liked the postal strike... didn't have to check the mailbox
They call me the human finance department because I'm really quiet and sometimes I screw up the accounting
I will succeed at ANY cost *the bill comes due* I uh cannot afford this cost
Consumer... must... have.... short form video....
Slept for over 12 hours last night, because #winter
Had a straight-up bacon sandwich for dinner, because #winter
I'm a frustrating person to live with, but turns out (thanks youtube), it's because I'm rarest male type
Christians love the place βJoshua Treeβ because they all know a guy called Joshua
I will watch any tuna slicing video that is offered to me on the internet
Developing a new Go experience and I can hardly wait to show you. But I also must do year-end accounting
The server crash was a great opportunity to do upgrades! Things feel a bit faster now
Shortly after posting this, the server suffered a catastrophic failure! We're back π or are we #confidence
The path to success is clear, as long as I have zero setbacks and unfaltering confidence
Some friends agreed last night that I have getaway driver energy
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