Thinking of starting a moss business
It's Frasier-core to go a bit bald
Thinking of doing a series called Canadian Basement where I interview people about their furnaces and collect fun spiders
Drinking a shot of milk before the party so that I have the glow of dairy about me
*trying to write a LinkedIn post* Problems of computer? why not hire
Wow, this guy really wants his MTV! Ooof it's not the radio edit
These cacti will be taller than me soon
Dropping all current projects to focus on something called ComputerBike
Thinking of building a dedicated Boston Legal machine. For the bedroom
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Still confused by that Sheryl Crow song where she can't afford to attend communist meetings
*at the AGM* I came here to look at financial statements and vote. And we're all done looking at the financial statements
Sorting through astonishingly cute cat photos and thinking, no, none of these are quite good enough for the group chat
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All the funny references to Biden in 2010-era sitcoms are so chilling now
Re-watched the Prince episode of New Girl and got emotional
State of the Mirth Turtle 2024 powerpoint this Friday, 2pm ADT! Come watch me evaluate my failures and preview next year's projects.
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Not famous at all but I'm sure a bunch of therapists have heard about me at great length
You can always pick out the Go player in the crowd... they're the one talking about hanes
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Genocides Joe and Justin high-fiving because a Netanyahu Alert just popped up on the Lies Computer
Charlie's doing numbers over on Reddit
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