After a few Curb your Enthusiasm episodes I start to cause more trouble in restaurants

*gets a single day of warm sunshine* it would take an ARMY of billion dollar AIs to compete with me on a creative level. Would any Royalty like to marry me

So that English Lit degree was a complete waste of time... now you can just ask books what they're talking about

THE AGENT TRACKING MY MOVEMENTS: ah, he's spending time at a “third space”, not the home or workplace, but a recreational or social hub where community can flourish

I think over the next ten years we'll transition from a “How I Met Your Mother”-type society into a “The Road”-type society

Wished someone a happy birthday in a discord server and I was the only one who didn't get a little “heart” reaction

Wish I could fund-raise from friends and family but none of them want to finance my infuriating dirtbag lifestyle

SOON

I'm mad at this Mediterranean place because they scammed me a couple of times but their grape leaves are so good I may still have to go back

Gonna be launching this new project into some economic uh headwinds

Dammit, I spent the last two years doing work that is equal parts creative and technical with amazing work-life balance and now I'm addicted to feeling fulfilled

On average I probably get about 0.1 hugs per day

Some day I would like to play Go against Paul Giamatti

Uh oh, I've been exposed to too many spectacular people via Twitch and now my personal standards of talent have exceeded my abilities

Watching the US push away all its friends as it gets ever deeper into cryptocurrency is only funny because I did the EXACT same thing once

Thinking of applying for some dental hygienist positions

If you use “Here's why:” in an internet post, your computer should automatically self-destruct

Talked to several people who smashed up ice this winter and really needed it

I want to build a website so ubiquitous that even if people hate me they still have to use it sometimes

The ladies of TLC would definitely say I was a Scrub for not having a car or passport. Other ladies too probably

I would thrive in a low-security prison environment

Charlie just turned 11! This is the year he goes digital