Mirth Turtle Social

It is really hard to type M*A*S*H on a phone

“Balcony”

Some older stuff from the archives

Something that all near-future sci-fi gets wrong is, there are no seventy-year-olds named Brayden

Back at it again with another takedown #SickGoTakedowns #ThatWasASickGoTakedown #igo #weiqi #baduk

What's that, Riven? You... want me to play you? NO. NEVER AGAIN. NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN GOD DAMN IT

#SickGoTakedowns continues with yet another takedown #igo #weiqi #baduk

#SickGoTakedowns all share two defining features: 1) they represent the move that forced resignation, and 2) they're HELLA FUCKIN SICK

Back by popular demand: #SickGoTakedowns! This one makes the 'cut' #igo #weiqi #baduk

I've been trying to find a good remix of Easy Lover for probably fifteen minutes now, and I suspect I may be wasting my evening

Oh hello #Caturday

*cat is chewing on something* Me: WHAT ARE YOU EATING *I come out of the kitchen having just made toast* Girlfriend: WHAT ARE YOU EATING

You know 'pins'? I don't actively try to get them but when I do they all go in the same box #NotACollection #AmISupposedToWearThem

Jackpot

For my next database joke, I'm just going to link the wikipedia article for outer join

Why did the incompetent mover also fail at the career of DBA? I'm warning you in advance, this joke is about dropping tables

Why did the DBA photocopy some grapes? I dunno, something about cluster replication, I'm just trying to get some database follows here

Have you ever tried to sit through an award ceremony for DBAs? It takes forever. Everyone has prepared statements

Future DeWolf scholars will refer to this as my Easy Lover Period

OK I just need to listen to Easy Lover once more before bed

Why do they use a picture of a sex offender to tell you how to get off the bus

I don't understand why my game Diamond Find never took off, with content marketing this good.

Taking another run at 3-kyu #igo #weiqi #baduk

I don't advertise #Ghostcrime very often but when I do it's ephemeral