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Anytime there's an international day about #books or whatever, I'm like, “yes, morally okay to cash in” #InternationalLiteracyDay

It is #InternationalLiteracyDay so what better time to promote #Ghostcrime? BTW reading is cool + good for you.

I brought this upon myself

Today only: RT this and 2 more of my tweets & you get a free digital copy of #GHOSTCRIME, my ghost/robot thriller comedy #FridayReads

Instead of #popcorn, movie theatres should serve #dulse

Instead of cars etc. I will be spending all my $$ on ornate Go sets

Failed top-down #catselfie due to dangling lens cap

A second rent cheque, have to fill shelves with merchandise, then be there for 14 hours a day? Hope you get antacid wholesale

People try to make me feel like I'm doing something risky by #freelance #contracting, but it beats opening a store of any kind

teacher: sally what is that sally: content t: what are you doing with it s: creati-- t: CURATE sally. we CURATE content. stop wasting time

teacher: and what kind of startups are you all going to build? kids: ... t: KIDS we have been OVER THIS amy: data-driven? t: THANK YOU AMY

The best and also worst thing about working from home is that there's this, always

“Did not get the social media job”: new blog post

Stories from the #WestCoast -- there is a popular burger chain called “White Spot” and no one seems to find that unappetizing

Making a #Git repo to back up all your projects, coding + otherwise, is a big undertaking. You really have to commit to it

Anyone who appears in your dreams is just you wearing someone else's skin, you psycho

When I watch people delete multiple words character by character it makes me crazy

Holding down 'option' to delete the whole word is probably the most time-saving computer thing I know

Some novels have tie-in games, but for #GHOSTCRIME I made a tie-in CRM instead! It's called ghostCRM. #thatsthejoke

Kidney is delicious and seriously underpriced. How do consumers not know this? Could I be... wrong

I save my extra-majestic shots of the orange one for #Caturday. Don't want to be too *overexposed*

Also hanging up in the office: the #90s

A happy birthday to @FlyknifeComics! Excited to do another Hal-Con with you this year & also for more ambiguities.

Although it's easy to blame myself for my #RSS debt, it's even easier to blame @martinpchandler! A short story every day for 2.5 years now