What if it was the 80's, FOREVER? Someone should make a playlist about this

*wakes up in a cold capitalist sweat* A cyberdeck for WOMEN

Finally got through all the Mr. Solids that I got on discount after Easter

Accidentally made my girlfriend a machine that tells her when the last time I snuggled her was

Referring to a haunted house as an American Horror Story first season style house

Trying to take “vacation” but there are still 25 things I need to do or my life will implode

Did a passable job at an important professional engagement so I let myself buy some tinned fish

The correct amount of hot dog to eat is half a hot dog

Learned how to be proactive from the 90's

Making a will and bequeathing the intellectual property of GHOSTCRIME to the cat

https://mirthturtle.com/ghostcrime

Messed up my accounting worse than ever and now I hate Retained Earnings

The worst part of a Go game is when it ends and I remember all my problems still exist

Bringing back #SickGoTakedowns to see if the world is finally ready #ThatWasASickGoTakedown #ThisIsTheMoveThatForcedResignation #YouCanExperimentWithThisBoard

https://mirthturtle.com/go/games/56084

Bars don't know this but I would host trivia night for free

With all that's going on in the world, I don't see how people can still be getting excited about Wolverine. The man is fictional

Putting macros in my spreadsheets so they feel a bit Dangerous to open

Occasionally I remember that Mirth Turtle is going to succeed and I get a rush of capitalist excitement

Trying to get my friends to start corporations so I don't have to do year-end accounting alone

Writing a song about compliance to demonstrate to future employers that I understand the topic in depth

I can't clean up or organize too much in one session or the cat will become agitated

I get all my news from r/ThereWasAnAttempt

So brave for LGBTQ+ people to come out. I can't even come out as a Twitch streamer to longtime friends