Mirth Turtle Social

Stuffed my phone into an armchair in anticipation of the emergency alert test

Saw a pencil on the ground near the neighbourhood school... a little on-the-nose if you ask me

Caught my girlfriend watching Strugglebus Go

Doing a joke for the Staples printing people where I order increasingly unhinged business card designs

Dealing with the falling temperatures and shorter days by making something called Megastew

Dropped off Twitch the last few weeks but back in August/September I was one of the top 5 Go streamers in the world! By some metrics anyway

Getting thrown into a... 🔒 Unlock

Catatonically watching a precious metals chart while I yell “MAKE BUTTON BLUE” at my agentic coding IDE

Thinking of downloading Euro Truck Simulator 2 again but it's 32GB and I don't want to see Bratislava THAT much

The show Scrubs is just about how emotional abuse by superiors is funny #2000sTVThoughts

Still disappointed they didn't all die at the end of Entourage

HTML companies are such bureaucracies... even just to draw a simple line you have to contact the <hr> department

If you boost your e-bike at anything less than maximum, you are leaving adrenaline on the table

*watching a live Minecraft event* damn this is some compelling Minecraft

Thinking of exploring... 🔒 Unlock

Starting a triad if anyone wants to join

Something is giving me torpor... ah! Must be Seed Oil in the chocolate chip bagels

Sometimes when I witness the ephemeral poetry of Go I weep at its profound beauty. If no one's around

It's a new era for the Go airline after safely landing in London, TWICE

Getting inspired as hell by a crypto scam bot who said to build wealth, not excuses

If anyone is looking to “blame it on the rain” Milli Vanilli style, today is a perfect opportunity

Doing some Richard Linklater bullshit by being self-indulgent on a large timescale

Been watching too much Chopped Canada and now I want ten grand as well

Acting as self-employed as possible by going to the gym at 11am on a Monday

Not to be all Hyperfixation Confession Hour or anything but, I really enjoy testing batteries