Had a straight-up bacon sandwich for dinner, because #winter

I'm a frustrating person to live with, but turns out (thanks youtube), it's because I'm rarest male type

Christians love the place “Joshua Tree” because they all know a guy called Joshua

I will watch any tuna slicing video that is offered to me on the internet

Developing a new Go experience and I can hardly wait to show you. But I also must do year-end accounting

The server crash was a great opportunity to do upgrades! Things feel a bit faster now

Shortly after posting this, the server suffered a catastrophic failure! We're back 😓 or are we #confidence

The path to success is clear, as long as I have zero setbacks and unfaltering confidence

Some friends agreed last night that I have getaway driver energy

Coming in 2025: a virtual corporate headquarters

Turned my 2-in-1 salt and pepper shaker into a nutmeg/cinnamon shaker for holiday drinks but had to throw it away when the mechanism got gunked up with oily nutmeg

Feeding my dream journal to an LLM and having it berate me about my stupid dreams

Had to listen to some Nightcore to get myself to pay a tax instalment

Ending my pitch to investors by screaming, “and I will NOT STOP”

Listening to too much Usher and telling Charlie that HE has it bad

If I'm playing Go at a 5-kyu level it means my life has collapsed

Not only does a watched pot boil, it's more satisfying when it does because of the anticipation

Thinking of igniting my consulting career by chaos-posting on LinkedIn

When everyone gets tired of using AI to create interactive audiovisual dreamscapes, they'll discover Go

I have wildly overestimated the market demand for products that are Comedytronic

Was briefly excited to play Half-life 2's 20th Anniversary update but then I remembered that Go is still a better game

Didn't get any hugs at the business mixer