Mirth Turtle Social

Why did the DBA photocopy some grapes? I dunno, something about cluster replication, I'm just trying to get some database follows here

Have you ever tried to sit through an award ceremony for DBAs? It takes forever. Everyone has prepared statements

Future DeWolf scholars will refer to this as my Easy Lover Period

OK I just need to listen to Easy Lover once more before bed

Why do they use a picture of a sex offender to tell you how to get off the bus

I don't understand why my game Diamond Find never took off, with content marketing this good.

Taking another run at 3-kyu #igo #weiqi #baduk

I don't advertise #Ghostcrime very often but when I do it's ephemeral

An underrated thing about elections is that sometimes you get a really cute returning officer

If there's anything I like more than strawberry milk, it's puns directed at Anglos worked into French translations

Getting a little better at not buying every garbage used book I see, but I do regret letting this one go

They won't sleep in designated cat beds, but a dress shirt I've carelessly left on a table?

We used to get all our #Amiga magazines here in the 90's. ♥️ Atlantic News

But how can I go back to work tomorrow if I have forgotten how to program? #ohno

Chiptunes for the night-writing flow

SysAdmin Twitch, yesssss

#galsses

Just in time for holiday reading! So excited to see its final form, because even the first drafts were fabulous. Well done @lynchauthor :)

A #Caturday attempt to de-politicize your terrifying feed for even just a second

Secret santa #Ghostcrime fan art from @playerprophet! I love it

Snapback Vol.1 got a writeup in @TwitCoast! #igo #weiqi #baduk

Texting and driving may be illegal, but if you want to do a crossword at the wheel that's definitely okay #10and2 #Halifax

Spent the weekend at various cabins #TheLongDark

Loving #TheLongDark