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Shimari – Go Discipline

Improve your Go game! ⚫ ⚪ Enforce discipline rules with Shimari's integrated browser tools.


Shimari – Go Discipline

Improve your Go game! ⚫ ⚪ Enforce discipline rules with Shimari's integrated browser tools.

Crunchy: Reliable Beats

Music for Completing Tasks


Stoooooocks

Stoooooocks

Experience the thrill of investing with none of the risk. Or complexity.


Stoooooocks

Stoooooocks

Experience the thrill of investing with none of the risk. Or complexity.


Snapback: Shimari

Snapback: Shimari

Studying Go at the exclusive and highly secret Shimari Academy was an exciting prospect — but Lindsay and Felix soon discover it's impossible to leave. The second illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub
Snapback: Shimari

Snapback: Shimari

Studying Go at the exclusive and highly secret Shimari Academy was an exciting prospect — but Lindsay and Felix soon discover it's impossible to leave. The second illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub

Snapback: Fuseki

Snapback: Fuseki

Three Go players get caught up in a dangerous international conspiracy. The first illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub
Snapback: Fuseki

Snapback: Fuseki

Three Go players get caught up in a dangerous international conspiracy. The first illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub

Ghostcrime

Ghostcrime

Written in the past; set in the future. This spine-chilling ghost/robot thriller becomes more prophetic with each passing hour.

ePub / PDF
Ghostcrime

Ghostcrime

Written in the past; set in the future. This spine-chilling ghost/robot thriller becomes more prophetic with each passing hour.

ePub / PDF


ScaleQuail

ScaleQuail

A disruptive business journey into the lucrative world of growth-hacking. Adopt ScaleQuail techniques in your own company and watch it take flight!

ScaleQuail

ScaleQuail

A disruptive business journey into the lucrative world of growth-hacking. Adopt ScaleQuail techniques in your own company and watch it take flight!



Diamond Find

Diamond Find

Explore the soulless Diamond City and trek to the staggering Diamond Mountains on a hypnotizing hunt for diamonds! Diamond Find is a diamond-finding adventure with over 500 endings and 100 legendary diamonds to discover.


Diamond Find

Diamond Find

Explore the soulless Diamond City and trek to the staggering Diamond Mountains on a hypnotizing hunt for diamonds! Diamond Find is a diamond-finding adventure with over 500 endings and 100 legendary diamonds to discover.



Do you like COMPUTERS

Do You Like COMPUTERS

If you happen to like computers, this is a blog about them. Tips, tricks and opinions, with the occasional DIY project.

Do you like COMPUTERS

Do You Like COMPUTERS

If you happen to like computers, this is a blog about them. Tips, tricks and opinions, with the occasional DIY project.



I Found This Badger

I Found This Badger

In the fall of 2009, I found a badger on the sidewalk. We became friends immediately.

These are our stories.

I Found This Badger

I Found This Badger

In the fall of 2009, I found a badger on the sidewalk. We became friends immediately.

These are our stories.


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News

May 31, 2023

Mirth Turtle takes flight

Nothing kills the momentum of a technology-based business like a lack of dev time, revenue, marketing, in-person appearances, and hope for the future. But once spring returns, along with the sun, there's sure to be a boost in all areas. To leverage this, Mirth Turtle is launching a new Go airline! Let's just hope I have enough runway.

Something else to blame for killing business momentum is the shifting online landscape. With the slow, sad collapse of Twitter and subsequent failures of various Mastodon servers I migrated to, I was lacking a reliable social network on which to post cat pictures and Go memes. But not one to wait around for some billionaire to hack together the next misinformation machine, I built one of my own where only I can post! Along with consolidating underappreciated bangers from years past, it sends out weekly newsletter-style emails so you'll never miss a post because of a corporate algorithm. Now I have reliable microcommunication and I don't have to deal with randos challenging my correct opinions or posting their own.

In more chilling news – this year has brought the grave uncertainty of AI. Now that those electric brains are threatening to upend even my backup careers, it feels timely to look back at my 2015 novel Ghostcrime, in which I predicted an eerie amount of this cold robot future (but not, unfortunately, soon enough to stop it from happening). Here at Mirth Turtle HQ, Dawn's working hard on a new edition with more bonus appendix material, an updated cover from Bruce and even a tabletop RPG! Keep an eye out for that... as well as any genius-level logic machines attempting to steal your livelihood.



Jan 27, 2023

Seed Round

This company's on the cusp of an official launch, and you know what that means – asking investors for money. But none of them are returning my calls, so if you'd like to step up, here's one way: purchasing the Comedy Gold lustrecard.

You aren't just buying metal – encoded in each magnetic strip is 76 characters of pure comedy! That's far more than Visa or MasterCard provides. You'll also get a lifetime membership to the site, which is considered by some to be priceless.

This fresh injection of capital will be necessary for hiring a team of dedicated staff, renting headquarters, etc. I've been watching that show "Industry", and it's given me a lot of ideas about things a business should have. Although: I don't want to be on the phone as much as they are. That industry really needs to learn about email.

For those with no interest in comedy products, there's another way to support this enterprise. While I was cleaning up a garbage spill outside, I came upon a slimy hard drive, and stored within was some similarly disgusting digital currency! Please help me burn some of this odious Raccooncoin using my proprietary algorithm.

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