MyShimari – Personal Go Analysis

Personal Go analysis! Review your games and share them with the community. Absolute beginner? Learn the game here.


MyShimari – Personal Go Analysis

Personal Go analysis! Review your games and share them with the community. Absolute beginner? Learn the game here.

Crunchy Reliable Beats

Music for Completing Tasks


Stoooooocks

Stoooooocks

Experience the thrill of investing with none of the risk. Or complexity. It's Stoooooocks!


Stoooooocks

Stoooooocks

Experience the thrill of investing with none of the risk. Or complexity. It's Stoooooocks!



The Calico Brief

The Calico Brief

In this interactive sequel to Gray, Calico's back, and she'll stop at nothing to bring her coworkers to justice. It's time to compile The Calico Brief.


The Calico Brief

The Calico Brief

In this interactive sequel to Gray, Calico's back, and she'll stop at nothing to bring her coworkers to justice. It's time to compile The Calico Brief.


Snapback: Shimari

Snapback: Shimari

Shimari Academy sounded good in theory — but Lindsay and Felix soon discover it's impossible to leave. The second illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback
Snapback: Shimari

Snapback: Shimari

Shimari Academy sounded good in theory — but Lindsay and Felix soon discover it's impossible to leave. The second illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback

Ghostcrime

Ghostcrime

A spine-chilling ghost/robot thriller. In 2031, when robot crime is the norm, how can one sad, exhausted detective prove that his case is actually GHOSTCRIME?

ePub / PDF / Paperback
Ghostcrime

Ghostcrime

A spine-chilling ghost/robot thriller. In 2031, when robot crime is the norm, how can one sad, exhausted detective prove that his case is actually GHOSTCRIME?

ePub / PDF / Paperback

Snapback: Fuseki

Snapback: Fuseki

Three Go players get caught up in a dangerous international conspiracy. The first illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback
Snapback: Fuseki

Snapback: Fuseki

Three Go players get caught up in a dangerous international conspiracy. The first illustrated novella in the Snapback series.

PDF / ePub / Paperback


ScaleQuail

ScaleQuail

A disruptive business journey into the lucrative world of growth-hacking. Adopt ScaleQuail techniques in your own company and watch it take flight!

ScaleQuail

ScaleQuail

A disruptive business journey into the lucrative world of growth-hacking. Adopt ScaleQuail techniques in your own company and watch it take flight!



I Found This Badger

I Found This Badger

In the fall of 2009, I found a badger on the sidewalk. We became friends immediately.

These are our stories.

I Found This Badger

I Found This Badger

In the fall of 2009, I found a badger on the sidewalk. We became friends immediately.

These are our stories.



Diamond Find

Diamond Find

Explore the soulless Diamond City and trek to the staggering Diamond Mountains on a hypnotizing hunt for diamonds! Diamond Find is a diamond-finding adventure with over 500 endings and 100 legendary diamonds to discover.


Diamond Find

Diamond Find

Explore the soulless Diamond City and trek to the staggering Diamond Mountains on a hypnotizing hunt for diamonds! Diamond Find is a diamond-finding adventure with over 500 endings and 100 legendary diamonds to discover.



Do you like COMPUTERS

Do You Like COMPUTERS

If you happen to like them, this is a blog about computers. Tips, tricks and opinions, with the occasional DIY project.

Do you like COMPUTERS

Do You Like COMPUTERS

If you happen to like them, this is a blog about computers. Tips, tricks and opinions, with the occasional DIY project.


All eBook purchases from this site are DRM-free.

Now, with added melon.

News

Jan 27, 2023

Seed Round

This company's on the cusp of an official launch, and you know what that means – asking investors for money. But none of them are returning my calls, so if you'd like to step up, here's one way: purchasing the Comedy Gold lustrecard.

You aren't just buying metal – encoded in each magnetic strip is 76 characters of pure comedy! That's far more than Visa or MasterCard provides. You'll also get a lifetime membership to the site, which is considered by some to be priceless.

This fresh injection of capital will be necessary for hiring a team of dedicated staff, renting headquarters, etc. I've been watching that show "Industry", and it's given me a lot of ideas about things a business should have. Although: I don't want to be on the phone as much as they are. That industry really needs to learn about email.

For those with no interest in comedy products, there's also another way to support this enterprise. While I was cleaning up a garbage spill outside, I came upon a very slimy hard drive, and stored within was some similarly disgusting digital currency! Please help me burn some of this odious Raccooncoin using my proprietary algorithm.

Posted in: Just Business


Jan 14, 2022

Secret writings

I have it on good authority that some of you are lurking my site! Creeping around THIS VERY WEBSITE looking for hilarious stuff. Disgusting.

But since you're here, demanding content, I do have something for you. For the last few years I've been hacking short stories into my friend Bruce's blog! It's a series about us doing cyber-business in the year 777,777.

Maybe that will satisfy your depraved needs.



May 29, 2021

Fresh new jams

Happy Spring... I've been doing some polishing on a new release: a music jukebox that plays a collection of my favourite Amiga MODs.

Personally, I've found it provides good background music for focused work – plus, you can tune the pitch and tempo to exactly what you need for the task at hand. Give it a try.



Oct 17, 2020

New Go software

If you're a Go player, have I got news for you – I built some training software! MyShimari lets you share your games, track your successes and missteps, and see how your training is helping.

And if you don't know how to play Go already, you can also learn from scratch.



Three times more melon content.

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