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June 10, 2020

A Perfect Travel Board for the Aspiring Go Influencer

A majestic Go board can really pull together a room. It says to any visitor: β€œWould you like to play Go now? It's right here.” Hopefully the answer is yes.

And if you're looking to be a Go influencer, it's essential for those Instagram photos.

A majestic cat considers an equally majestic Go board.
#cats #go #catsofinstagram #influencer

But if you want to play Go somewhere other than your home, theoretically even outdoors, a majestic board isn't going to cut it. It's heavy, awkward, and it's going to get scratched to shit.

So I needed a good travel board. Just in case I want to be a, uh, Go influencer at some point.

Consider this $20 set from the mall:

A small, "deluxe" Go board Don't let the cat on this board.
Don't let the cat on this board.

It's light, and slides into a designer backpack or shoulder bag easily. But these stones have all the weight of chewy fruit candies; it's impossible to play without stones skittering off the board. A gust of wind could end a photo shoot or create illegal board positions.

More portable is this one, folded into book format. It was a gift from a friend who keeps rats as pets, and has the quality of having actually been chewed by rats:

Rats automatically make a thing more cool.

The stones are bigger, and it's got a 9x9 on the back, but aesthetically, it leaves something to be desired. The rat story is cool, but how are you going to be a top Go influencer with a piece of red cardboard and a book telling you what atari means?

My followers won't respect me if I post garbage like this. The cat is back with a vengeance!
My followers won't respect me if I post garbage like this, unless I can get the cat involved again.
Yeah, he can definitely smell the rats.

So I went online. Years ago I'd ordered my good board from GoGameGuru, but the site has since shut down, so I needed a new retailer. I soon found myself on the Kiseido site, looking at some very unique boards:

A board struck by lighting!? I'll pay double!
A board struck by lighting!? I'll pay double!

Ordering from this place, though, looks sketchy. The SSL is broken and the reasons do not inspire confidence.

I guess the migration didn't go well.
I guess the "migration" didn't go well.

Seeing as I don't want my payment information compromised en route, or perhaps stored in a plaintext file somewhere, I kept looking.

Now this one looked ideal: a roll-up magnetic Go board, in a convenient travel sling. It's like I'm going to Yoga, except I'm definitely not – the sweat is rather from spending the afternoon setting up affiliate links to generate revenue.

Blend in with the people who know how to stay in shape.
If this beauty fits your lifestyle, you can pick it up from Yellow Mountain and I'll take my influencer's cut.

The stones stay in place, and there's even the option to stick it to the fridge, so you can consider Go problems while you're making smoothies. Or you can write out motivational phrases for yourself!

A go board on a fridge saying, 'Live. Laugh. Look at fridge'
You can't write very much on it but it sure does warm the heart.

But now your hordes of followers expect new phrases all the time, so it's a fridge board now, and not a travel board at all.

What I needed was a mix of everything. A set I could take from the boardroom to the bar. Something with heft, but not too much. One with an intoxicating Cherry finish.

"Cherry Delight"
I wouldn't shill for the Go board company unless the products were as gorgeous as this.

It shipped with a convenient carrycase for the bowls, and the board slips into a large tote bag. I wouldn't want to lug it around all day, but my assistant can!

The ubiquitous sunglasses shot.
The ubiquitous sunglasses shot. #nofilter

When this pandemic is over I am going to be such an influencer.