In Grade 1 for a recycling project we had to bring in some garbage to use for a sculpture. Everyone brought in such interesting garbage

But I didn't remember til the last minute so I just brought in a piece of paper I had crumpled up. I felt so ashamed

[Coda] But in the end one of us got to take home the sculpture, and it was me! My parents were like, “the hell is this! throw it out”